I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden. A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. Why is that? Well, listen to my day!
Dirty Husband Wife Hilarious Joke: No More Bad Headaches?
Dirty Husband Wife Hilarious Joke: No More Bad Headaches? - Mr. Funny
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster. You scream with terror even though you know you're perfectly safe.
Just read that 4,, people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number? A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.
The best husband jokes At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!